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Wed Nov 25, 2009, 8:15 PM
Oc count is up to 54. The universe that the ones I've been posting come from has 43. I'm lame, so here's a meme.

A

ANY particulor reason your taking this survey? My journal looked empty.
ARE you at school, work, or home? Home.
AGE at which you 1st drank alcohol? Idk, 11? It was just at family stuff though.
B

BOUGHT anything from Spencer's? Yep. "rocketship" gummies that I took to school.
BRAVEST person you know? Idk.
BLONDES or Brunettes? Blondes are cool. 'Cept not Sarah.
C

CRAPPIEST band? I'mma let you finish, but Kanye West is a crappy singer.
CAN your dad beat you in a race? He says he can, but I doubt it.
COULD you bungee jump? That'd be awesome.
D

DRAWING or painting? Drawing. I'm no good at painting.
DOES your bedroom need cleaning? Yes.
DO the drapes match the curtains? I thought those were the same thing.
E

EVER swear at your parents? Not at them recently, but I swear around them.
EARN enough to pay the bills? Psh, no.
EXORCIST or SAW movies? Never seen all of either, but saw has pretty good effects.
F

FLOWERS or chocolate? Chocolate. (smiley)
FUNNEL cake or Elephant Ears? Never had elephant ears, actually.
FIRED from a job? All I've ever done is babysit.
G

GIVING or receiving gifts? Both are good.
GOING to the movies or a play? Depends what it's about.
GONE to the bathroom this hour? Don't think so.
H

HAVING or adopting a baby? Adopting? I don't want to give birth or get fat. *lame*
HORSES or cows? Cows. *from Wisconsin*
HEAVY or light-weight drinker? I've never even been drunk.
I

IS Michael Jackson in heaven? No. He's under my bed.
INSIDE or outside? Depends on he weather.
INSTANT or regular coffee? Neither. Coffee's too bitter.
J

JORDAN or Tiger Woods? Who?
JETTA or Saab? Who?
JULY 4th or St. Patrick's Day? 4th. What do people even do on St. Patrick's day?
K

KOOL-AID or Crystal Lite? Kool aid! The red flavor!
KANGAROO or Camel? I can't decide, they both kick so much ass!
KETCHUP or mustard? Ketchup.
L

LIGHTS on or off during sex? On bebeh!
LOTTERY scratch offs or Power Ball? Scratch offs are fun.
LIQUOR or beer? beer is so nasty. I like fruity drinks.
M

MONTH of choice? June or July.
MEAL you cook best? Baked stuff, like brownies!
MISS the most: Summer.
N

NEVER would I: Do your mom. Oh, wait.
NIGHT owl or early bird? Night, fo sho.
NOTE to self: Do your homework before Sunday night!
O

OPEN your own jars? Usually.
OFFER to help old people? If they're not the douchey kind.
ONLY in America: i can't feel my foot.
P

PERSCRIPTIONS you have now or in the past? I can't remember. I never get anything like that.
PAPER or plastic? Plastic. Who would want a paper condom?
PRETTY Woman or Sixteen Candles? Sixteen candles is the only one I've seen all they way through.
Q

QDOBA or Chipotle? Eh?
QUIT my job for: Anything that doesn't give me as many herpes.
QUANTITY or quality? Size matters. ;]
R

ROADTRIP or flying? Never been on a plain, but it seems like it would beat being stuck in a car.
RESPONSE to a sneeze? "Don't give me swine flu!"
RIGHT or left handed? Left.
S

SIT or stand all day? Both would drive me nuts.
SMELL you hate? B.O?
SUSHI of choice? Ewwie.
T

THANK goodness it's: The weekend.
TELL me your middle name? Paul.
TODAY is: A good day.
U

UNDER my bed is: I don't even know...
UNDERWEAR brand? I'm not brand oriented about it. xD
USUALLY I sing: Obnoxiously.
V

VITAMINS you take? None. Probably should though, my eating habits leave much to be desired.
VERY much like? Eh?
VACCINES I've had: Idk, hopefully the ones I need.
W

WITHDRAWS from: Whatt?
WEAPONS I own? I woulden't tell you...
WAFFLES or pancakes? pancakes. (smiley)
X

X-RAY you've had? For my leg when I was little, and my ankle when I sprained it like, 3 times.
X-LOVER's Name? Earl. That'd kick ass.
X-TRA toppings of: Idk.
Y

YEAR you were born? 1995. *young*
YARD sale or goodwill? Goodwill. We're too lazy to have a yard sale.
YELLOW or green? Yelloww.
Z

ZOO you've been to? The one in Madison that I forgot the name of.
ZACK Morris or Slater? Who?
ZITS are: Unpleasant.

  • Listening to: Uncle Kracker - drift away
  • Watching: Glee <3
  • Drinking: Off-brand dietsoda

Confession

Fri Nov 13, 2009, 7:33 PM
...I have 47 Ocs.
I think that proves I need a life.
xD

There is...

Sat Oct 24, 2009, 10:35 AM
A fly. By my head. And it's annoying as fuck.

aww

Tue Mar 31, 2009, 11:22 PM
No mudkipz this year.

Quizzes

Mon Jan 12, 2009, 8:55 AM
Stolen from Sharn :D

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com ( [link] ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?

Melody:
The name of the most beautiful girl in the world.
Hellz yeah :D


2.) Your age?

13:
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

3.) One of your friends?

Audree:
a one smexy chicka i call my red head midget!
Bwahaha, WHAT!? xD

4.) What should you be doing?

Homework:
(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil,

5.) Favorite color?

Black:
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.



6.) Birthplace?
Madison:
Capital of Wisconsin and home to UW-Madison, one of the nation's top party schools. Renowned also for its Halloween celebrations, which for the last few years have ended in drunken riots.

Due to this reputation, the word is used at other schools as a synonym for "extremely drunk."

Are you serious?? I'm planning to go to that school too xDD

7.) Month of your birth?

June:
1. The sixth month.

2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.

That. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever.

8.) Last person you talked to?

My mom:
How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that

eh??

9.) One of your nicknames?

Mel:
a cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot.

girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with

haha nice

I tag anyone



***PAST TAGS***

fIND OUT IF YOU'RE A RETARD

[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. (and everything else)
[x] You have been called a blond.(you know what, that shoulden't count!)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.(It was a condam!XD)
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 6

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice."

So far: 9

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

So far: 10

[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.( I thought i was the only one who did that)
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 13

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