Stolen from Sharn

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com ( [link] ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?

Melody:
The name of the most beautiful girl in the world.
Hellz yeah


2.) Your age?

13:
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

3.) One of your friends?

Audree:
a one smexy chicka i call my red head midget!
Bwahaha, WHAT!? xD

4.) What should you be doing?

Homework:
(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil,

5.) Favorite color?

Black:
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.



6.) Birthplace?
Madison:
Capital of Wisconsin and home to UW-Madison, one of the nation's top party schools. Renowned also for its Halloween celebrations, which for the last few years have ended in drunken riots.

Due to this reputation, the word is used at other schools as a synonym for "extremely drunk."

Are you serious?? I'm planning to go to that school too xDD

7.) Month of your birth?

June:
1. The sixth month.

2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.

That. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever.

8.) Last person you talked to?

My mom:
How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that

eh??

9.) One of your nicknames?

Mel:
a cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot.

girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with

haha nice

I tag anyone



***PAST TAGS***

fIND OUT IF YOU'RE A RETARD

[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. (and everything else)
[x] You have been called a blond.(you know what, that shoulden't count!)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.(It was a condam!XD)
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 6

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice."

So far: 9

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

So far: 10

[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.( I thought i was the only one who did that)
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 13